I've been kidnapped!

 The following list is in no particular order. It contains things I would never say. If I'm kidnapped or otherwise in distress, I'd sprinkle these phrases in because THEY ARE NOT ME. THE COULDN'T BE ME.  They are signals to SEND HELP!

1. "... a Karen …" 

2. "Our Democracy."

3. "This is a republic, not a democracy."

4. "For National Security."

5. "For the children."

6. "Are the refs blind/bribed?"

7. [This sports play-by-play announcer] /  [this color commentator] hates [my team]..

8. "Libtard"

9. "Woke"

10. "Virtue signaling."

11. "America's global leadership"

12. "Humanitarian intervention"

13. "Our Democracy" 

14. "Disrespect the Flag!"

15. Any non-contagion or personal addiction referred to as "public health."

16. "Because the Bible says…"

17. "Because the Constitution says…" 

18. "Our allies"

19. "My taxpayer dollars"

20. "First Amendment!" concerning censorship on private property, and yes, including corporation property. IT DOES NOT APPLY

21. "Jabbed"

22. "Science", as in "trust the science."

23. Anything judgemental about trans or gay issues.

24. "Wild Wild West."

25. Any sharing of an NPC meme. That time has gone.  

James Leroy Wilson writes Daily Miracles, The Daily Bible Chapter, JL Cells, and The MVP Chase. Thanks for your subscriptions and support!