Tony Blair's Third Way

This made me laugh out loud.

Posted by Paul Musgrave at intheagora.com:

In seminar this morning, one of our professors explained Tony Blair's famed Third Way.

On health care: "Some people might say that we should kill everyone over 65," Blair will state, "while others say that all of our GDP should go to maintaining their health. I propose a third way, in which we work constructively to guarantee better health to the old."

On globalization: "Some people believe that we should embrace the market even if we become like Brazil, with a few millionaires and most of the country starving," Blair will say, "but others think Britain should withdraw completely from the globalized system, like North Korea. I propose a third way, in which we work constructively to guarantee prosperity to all."

On Europe: "Some people think we should dissolve the United Kingdom and submit ourselves to Brussels's yoke," Blair will argue, "while others propose that we should invade France again. I propose a third way, in which we work constructively to partner with Europe as far as we can."

And so on.