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Saturday, November 06, 2010

Is the Constitution Divinely Inspired?

Question: Is the Constitution Divinely Inspired?

Answers:

Progressive: Of course not, silly: there is no god!

Liberal: Of course not, because it was mostly written by slave-owners.

Conservative: No. It was the product of wise but imperfect men.

Anarchist: Are you serious?

Libertarian: Actually respecting the limits the Constitution places on power would be a good thing, but there was no reason to create it and the Articles of Confederation was better.

Neoconservative: Of course not: it doesn't mention anything about support for Israel.

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