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Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Leaving for Ghana

I just couldn't pass up this opportunity to partner with the son of a well-known celebrity. Sure, in the past I've declined offers from Chuckie Milosevic, Roger Pot, and Rick Amin, but this is thirty million dollars we're talking about:

DEAR SIR,

COMPLIMENTS OF THE DAY. MY NAME IS CHARLES TAYLOR JNR,
SON OF THE FORMER PRESIDENT OF LIBERIA, PRESENTLY ON ASYLUM IN
NIGERIA.


AT THE PEAK OF THE PRESSURE BY THE UNITED STATES OF
AMERICA, ON MY FATHER TO STEP DOWN AND LEAVE THE COUNTRY. I MANAGED TO ENTRUST THE SUM OF $30,000,000.00 (THIRTY MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS ONLY), TO A SECURITY COMPANY IN GHANA. THIS WAS MONEY GOT FROM THE

UNDERGROUND SALES OF DIAMOND FROM OTHER WEST AFRICAN COUNTRIES THAT HAD GOOD RAPPORT WITH MY FATHER, WHILE HE WAS IN OFFICE.THE MONEY WAS CONTAINED IN TWO TRUNK BOXES AND WERE REGISTERED TO CONTAIN ARTIFACTS.YOU HAVE TO COME DOWN TO GHANA.

PLEASE GET BACK TO ME ON THIS EMAIL BELOW: [withheld]

REGARDS.

CHARLES TAYLOR. JNR.

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